octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

captoring:

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

and you should too

let’s bring it back

goodenoughforjazz:

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

swarnpert:

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

ragesyndrome:

DO NOT KISS A GIRL  WHEN SHES MAD i am so tired of media portraying this as a good way to end an argument okie when ur partner is mad and yelling at u do not just kiss them to shut them up and make up okie how about u just fucking listen to your partner when theyre trying to tell u somethign